Car Owner to Town Council: "I want you to pay for the damages caused by these twigs and branches!"
Town Council to Car Owner: " You siow and gila har! You park in public area at your own risk wat!"
Car Owner to Town Council: "I want you to remove these bloody cats in case they scratch my brand new 40-grand car!"
Town Council to Car Owner: "Okie dokie, no problem. Will give some work to the cleaning supervisor who is also a pest controller!"
